KANTAAP CELEBRITY
EPISODE 2
ANCOR
Namskar dosto mai aik ba fir apke same hu. Aik or celebrity ko khodne k liye. Bhut salo tak theko
ki lino me lag kar siddat se daru pi kr apne lever ki maa bahn kr k, ghar pariwar , smaaaj sab ki
njjaro me girne k bad inhone 2020 ka international award Mr. Chitt of the year jeeta hai. To swagat
kijiye humare Mr. Chitt 2020 winner The Monk Mr. Dhutt ka.
Dry day ki maa ka.....!
CELEB- Jra sa moot lu mai.
Anchor- Are na re baba na.
Celeb-Tu kon jhopdi k?
Anchor- Tera baap TATTE.
Celeb- Tatte?
Anchor- chak de fatte. Welcome sir. Aj hum or humare drshak mikar apko khodna chahte hai.
Celeb- Teri sahan ka ghoda. Mujhe khodega? Teri power bank output tere hi input me ghusa dunga.
Chitt- Tumhari maa ka sir.Sir apko pta hai Hindustan me har sal 3000000 se jyada log daru ki karn
nikl lete hai.
Celebs-Tujhe pta hai Hindustan me har sal 10000000 log niklte hai.
Anchor- Tooooo?
Celebs- Banki 7000000 log bina piye apni marwa k chal dete hai. Dry day ki maa ka.
Anchor- Sir fund lelo yaar mera. Jyada backloli na krte hue ap ye btao ki is mukam pr phuche kaise?
Chitt- Nalo se gujraaa hu maiiiii. Siever lines k dhkke khae hai maine. Biwi ki galiya logo k lat
ghuse bhut kuch krna pdta hai. ROTE HUE. Koi dost nhi hai mera, koi muh nhi lgata mujhe,jindagi
me is uchai pr phuchte ho to apno ko khone ka kya gam hota hai pta hai ap logo ko. Nhiiiiii. Apni
gali ka Sandu gernal store sale ki dukan se 2 lac ki namkeen to lehi lihogi chakne me , muh ni lgata
mujhko. Jis bhngar wale ko bottle bechta hu truck leliya usne meri khali bottle bech k usne sala wo
bhi muh ni lgata. Koi muh ni lgata. Bus kutte apne gali k full support hai unka mujhe muh bhi lgate
hai or kabhi neat pi k pda rhu to muh daru ko dailute bhi kr jate hai. WO HAI MERE ASLI
SATHIIII.... KALLUUUUUU.
Anchor- Kaallu kon.
Chitt-Ijjat se bol.. 5 rs ka Marle JI khilata hu usko lekin puri bottle dilute krta hai bechara. Mere
kaluuu.
Anchor- Mr. Chitt aap k vicharo se ye to pta lag hi gya hai ki agr insane chahe to seedi lga k giraffe
ki lene ki soch skta hai .
Khair humare darshako ko ye btaiye ki rato rat itni badi celebritybanane k bad apko kaisa lag rha
hai. Or ap age isme logo k liye kya bhavishy kya kroge.
Chitt- Lgna kya hai bus jab se celebrity bna hu log pta nhi kis kis type ki daru offer kr rhe hai.. Bus
ab apne bewde bhaiyo k liye aik set association kholenge. Or jha tak mere pyare darshak hai unko
yhi bolunga. Akhri me yhi khunga.Pi tab tak gaaaa na fate jab takk. Na kr chakhne kki prwah na kr
sutte ka gam. Pi ja sab kuch chahe whisky ya rum. Aj ghar walle thook rhe hai kal mohlllle wale
thukenge , manjil us din milegi jjis din kkutte tujjh pr mutenge. Jis din kutto ne mutna shuru kiya
us din aik selfie leke form bhar dena.Association ki membership mil jaegi.Chal niklta hu ab. Theka
khulne ka time ho gya hai.
Awaj aaai HAAT MAI FOD DUNGA SABKO. Out of the camera.
Anchor- Mujhe lgta hai ab hume bhi jana chahiye. To ap bne rahiye humare santh. Next eposode me
milate hai apko or bhi alag celebs se. Suscribe kiye or huste rhiye.
Thnaks.
EPISODE 2
ANCOR
Namskar dosto mai aik ba fir apke same hu. Aik or celebrity ko khodne k liye. Bhut salo tak theko
ki lino me lag kar siddat se daru pi kr apne lever ki maa bahn kr k, ghar pariwar , smaaaj sab ki
njjaro me girne k bad inhone 2020 ka international award Mr. Chitt of the year jeeta hai. To swagat
kijiye humare Mr. Chitt 2020 winner The Monk Mr. Dhutt ka.
Dry day ki maa ka.....!
CELEB- Jra sa moot lu mai.
Anchor- Are na re baba na.
Celeb-Tu kon jhopdi k?
Anchor- Tera baap TATTE.
Celeb- Tatte?
Anchor- chak de fatte. Welcome sir. Aj hum or humare drshak mikar apko khodna chahte hai.
Celeb- Teri sahan ka ghoda. Mujhe khodega? Teri power bank output tere hi input me ghusa dunga.
Chitt- Tumhari maa ka sir.Sir apko pta hai Hindustan me har sal 3000000 se jyada log daru ki karn
nikl lete hai.
Celebs-Tujhe pta hai Hindustan me har sal 10000000 log niklte hai.
Anchor- Tooooo?
Celebs- Banki 7000000 log bina piye apni marwa k chal dete hai. Dry day ki maa ka.
Anchor- Sir fund lelo yaar mera. Jyada backloli na krte hue ap ye btao ki is mukam pr phuche kaise?
Chitt- Nalo se gujraaa hu maiiiii. Siever lines k dhkke khae hai maine. Biwi ki galiya logo k lat
ghuse bhut kuch krna pdta hai. ROTE HUE. Koi dost nhi hai mera, koi muh nhi lgata mujhe,jindagi
me is uchai pr phuchte ho to apno ko khone ka kya gam hota hai pta hai ap logo ko. Nhiiiiii. Apni
gali ka Sandu gernal store sale ki dukan se 2 lac ki namkeen to lehi lihogi chakne me , muh ni lgata
mujhko. Jis bhngar wale ko bottle bechta hu truck leliya usne meri khali bottle bech k usne sala wo
bhi muh ni lgata. Koi muh ni lgata. Bus kutte apne gali k full support hai unka mujhe muh bhi lgate
hai or kabhi neat pi k pda rhu to muh daru ko dailute bhi kr jate hai. WO HAI MERE ASLI
SATHIIII.... KALLUUUUUU.
Anchor- Kaallu kon.
Chitt-Ijjat se bol.. 5 rs ka Marle JI khilata hu usko lekin puri bottle dilute krta hai bechara. Mere
kaluuu.
Anchor- Mr. Chitt aap k vicharo se ye to pta lag hi gya hai ki agr insane chahe to seedi lga k giraffe
ki lene ki soch skta hai .
Khair humare darshako ko ye btaiye ki rato rat itni badi celebritybanane k bad apko kaisa lag rha
hai. Or ap age isme logo k liye kya bhavishy kya kroge.
Chitt- Lgna kya hai bus jab se celebrity bna hu log pta nhi kis kis type ki daru offer kr rhe hai.. Bus
ab apne bewde bhaiyo k liye aik set association kholenge. Or jha tak mere pyare darshak hai unko
yhi bolunga. Akhri me yhi khunga.Pi tab tak gaaaa na fate jab takk. Na kr chakhne kki prwah na kr
sutte ka gam. Pi ja sab kuch chahe whisky ya rum. Aj ghar walle thook rhe hai kal mohlllle wale
thukenge , manjil us din milegi jjis din kkutte tujjh pr mutenge. Jis din kutto ne mutna shuru kiya
us din aik selfie leke form bhar dena.Association ki membership mil jaegi.Chal niklta hu ab. Theka
khulne ka time ho gya hai.
Awaj aaai HAAT MAI FOD DUNGA SABKO. Out of the camera.
Anchor- Mujhe lgta hai ab hume bhi jana chahiye. To ap bne rahiye humare santh. Next eposode me
milate hai apko or bhi alag celebs se. Suscribe kiye or huste rhiye.
Thnaks.
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